You’re about to discover how to make a fake vagina using household items, and even fruit.
You’ll find 8 different methods here, all of which can be followed easily and quickly.
It’s important to be able to create something like this for 2 reasons:
- If you’re training yourself to last longer during sex, then the closer you can get to simulating sex, the better.
- If you’re just single and bored of your hand, then what’s stopping you from getting creative and enjoying yourself?
Despite creating this somewhat bizarre page, I’ll also recommend that the best way to get hold of an artificial vagina is actually to buy one.
If you’re not sure about this, then you’ll find out why it’s a good idea and where to get a professionally fabricated vagina from.
And once you’ve got your realistic vagina, you might enjoy some of the ideas in this article explaining the best way to masturbate.
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Part 1: How to make a fake vagina out of household items
1. The towel and glove
This is one of the easiest and best ways to make a fake vagina. The bonus being you don’t need to buy a condom in the process.
- Take a small towel, fold it in half and place a rubber glove on it with about a quarter sticking out.
- Roll the towel into a tube with the glove still inside. Make sure it is not too tight or too loose.
- Fold the end of the glove back over the edge of the towel.
- Use rubber bands or tape to fix the glove to the towel and secure it all in place.
- Put your favorite lube inside the glove and off you go.
The following 3 photos show you how to make the towel and glove vagina:
2. The zip-bag and towel
This is very similar to the towel and glove method. Instead of using the glove inside the towel do the following:
- Put a healthy amount of lubricant – some kind of cream is the best idea – inside the zip bag.
- Seal the bag and spread the cream around the inside.
- Put the bag inside the towel and roll them both up together.
- Pull some of the bag out of the towel and seal with rubber bands in the same way as method 1.
- You may want to use a condom as well if the friction from the zip-bag is uncomfortable.
- You can also try doing the same thing but using bubble wrap instead of the zip bag for a different sensation.
3. The toilet roll and condom
This is another of the simplest ways to make a mock vagina out of household items. Essentially all you need is a toilet roll, a condom and whatever lubricant you feel like using. Then follow these steps:
- Remove the cardboard inner tube from a toilet roll.
- Roll out the condom and give it a little stretch to loosen it up.
- Place the condom inside the hole, and pull the rim of the condom over the outside lip of the toilet roll. You can fix it on with some tape if you need to.
- Put a healthy dose of lubricant inside the condom and away you go.
4. The insulation piping suction method
This version is very similar the the toilet roll method.
- Buy some insulation piping from a hardware store. Make sure you get the kind that is sealed all the way round like in this picture below. If not you will have to tape up the crack along one side.
- Seal off one end of the piping. You can do this with tape or some plastic with rubber bands.
- Repeat the same steps as the toilet roll method with a condom and lube.
Because one end is sealed off it will have a suction effect. Be careful though is the suction is too much – you don’t want to damage yourself. You can always poke air holes in the sealed end if the suction is too strong.
5. The plastic bottle and sponges technique
There are various different ways of doing this, but the principle is to get the right tightness + softness combination of the sponges.
- Take a 2 liter drinks bottle and cut off the end. You can then tape some plastic bags to the edges to get rid of any sharpness.
- Take 4 large sponges and put them inside the bottle, one on each side. If you want you can soak them in warm water for 5 minutes first for better effect.
- Then you can put one of several things in-between the sponges. You can use a condom like in technique 1 and 2, fixing the rim around the bottle. Or you can use a rubber glove.
- Remember to add plenty of lubricant!
6. Using pillows and the mattress
This is where you can get creative without much need of advice. The point is to use some household items to create pressure but also remain soft. You don’t have to create a perfect ‘cylinder’. You can just have 2 flat surfaces come together and then slide yourself in between.
One technique that works well is to get 2 pillows and put them between your mattress and bed-base. Then you can put something else in between them – think how you can combine the above techniques with this.
The good thing is that you then don’t have to use your hands to masturbate, but can move your whole body instead. So although it’s still masturbating, it is getting that little bit close to actual sex because you have to move your body.
Part 2: How to make a fake vagina out of fruit
You’ve seen the movie ‘American Pie’ right? I wonder how many people went out and tried the famous pie seen afterwards…
You can use fruit to create a fake pussy, but it’s a bit of a waste really, unless you plan on being weird and eating it afterwards. And to be perfectly honest, fruit really doesn’t work very well. But in the spirit of fun here’s how you would go about it:
1. A hole in a whole melon
You should be able to work out how to make a vagina with a watermelon without instructions really. But in case not, here goes:
- Buy a watermelon – obviously.
- Cut a hole that is slightly bigger than your penis in the hard exterior.
- Scoop out just a little bit of the fruit from the inside.
- Probably best to put on a condom, then try to enjoy yourself as you wonder if you can afford something better…
2. The banana inside a banana
If you thought making a simulated vagina out of a watermelon was odd, this idea really pushes the boat out into the deep sea of strangeness:
- Cut the end off a large banana.
- Somehow scoop out most of the banana, but still leave some squishy bits inside.
- Put a condom on, throw in some lube for good measure and compare with the watermelon.
Part 3: The easy way to get a fake vagina
If you’re serious about simulating a vagina, then nothing you can create will come close to the realism and pleasure of a manufactured one.
These days the materials they use, the contours they are designed with, and the tightness are shockingly good. Many guys say that they can feel even better than sex sometimes.
There are many different models available, and one of the best is made by Fleshlight. Whether you’re using it to to train yourself to overcome premature ejaculation or just for pleasure, you won’t be disappointed.
Read this Fleshlight review to find out why it’s so much better than a watermelon…